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The Woeful Tale of the Blank Page
Once upon a time, there was a blank page.
It was an evil blank page.
The writer came to it, and screamed in horror.
Then she took a pen.
The pen was sharp and stabby.
It was a very good pen.
Ink dripped off the nib and onto the page.
Then it splattered all over the room as the writer stabbed and ripped the paper to shreds.
The end.