Splotches and Splatters

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.

George Burns

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Posted on August 22, 2011
Merlin & Memento

Daniel mentions this in Stargate SG-1! This is fascinating!

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Posted on July 24, 2011 with 1 note
msforster:

Ahahahaha! Anything with ninja is it is a win.

(via thekitchenknight)

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Posted on July 15, 2011 via jealous of jetpacks with 32 notes

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Do not mess with the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with
ketchup.

www.cybersalt.org (via sir-emeth)

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Posted on July 13, 2011 via Tumbled with 2 notes
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Posted on July 12, 2011
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Posted on July 7, 2011 with 2 notes
<grin>

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Posted on July 6, 2011 with 1 note
Mohs Scale of Science Fiction Hardness

<grin>

And useful too…

(beware, tvtropes can suck your time… XD it is just awesome like that. XD)

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Posted on July 5, 2011 with 6 notes
… cool, though I think that the Doctor would never put up a classified ad as the interview process usually includes an adventure and seeing whether or not the applicant actually can survive all that running. XD
(via scottfogg)

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Posted on June 14, 2011 via Henny and Gingerale with 18 notes

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