tumblr on every other day other than the fourth:
why was i born on the wrong side of the planet
tumblr on the fourth of july:
DID YOU HEAR THAT BRITS? IT'S THE SOUND OF YOUR TEA BEING POURED IN THE HARBOR.
And the Knight Dude says something about waiting 700 years for Indy to come and how it was a very long time to wait.
My Brother: “Here it comes…”
Me: “RORY WILLIAMS WAITED 2,000 YEARS. TWO. THOUSAND. IN YOUR FACE KNIGHT DUDE.”
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you John Watson’s real-life arch-enemies: card readers and fences.